The Southeastern United States of America has undercover maybe the most dangerous wilderness in the world. The Amazon, that South African bay with the flying great whites, then the deep south, that’s the order. I grew up on the coast of Alabama we have gator hunting and everything and this still is probably gonna make me take a 6 month timeout from getting in any river or lake. Two prehistoric giant reptiles just casually biting it out for all the glory. No thanks, I’ll hang on to that tube for dear life or just chill in the pool. How bout these asshole golfers? How disrespectful of it for them to make comments about how they can’t golf yet bc these gators are in the way? Guys ya’ll golf all the time, these gators are in the biggest territorial fight of their lives. Sure they have been in fights but odds are they crushed the other guy. This time its Carlos Zambrano vs John Rocker, two batshit crazy big dogs for all the marbles of alligator territorial intimidation. Take your hat off show a little respect and bet on it or something. These two studs just listened to daddy yankee/ACDC on repeat for an hour to get mentally prepared for this and now your bitching in the background is killing their adrenaline and those bites are starting to hurt a little.
PS. The she gator this is over must be Ratajkowski hot.